Here's a sentence I never thought I'd say, but I mean it: an alleged scandal in the cat food industry is going to make your next piece of writing instantly more interesting to your audience.  

In a week where Ronnie O'Sullivan won his seventh World Snooker Championship title — equalling the existing record held by Stephen Hendry — our client, portrait painter Jamie Wilkinson, proudly hand-delivered an original artwork to the new Ronnie O'Sullivan Shop in Meadowhall, Sheffield.